Where can i find a puffer jacket to fit a robin or other small garden bird?

I am a small time rapper living in the UK and my problem is that I love looking at the birds eating crumbs on my bird table but, despite their lovely plumage and pretty singing, they just don’t look ’street’ enough to be hanging out in my yard. I’ve tried hanging little alarm clocks around their necks but they always fly away. Please help

Try here…

http://www.bird-diaper.com/

Amazing Praise and Worship singing bird

Birdsong Indentiflyer Water Birds 3 Card Set $16.50 A collection of 3 SongCards that work with the BirdSong IdentiFlyer and Singing AlarmClock will help you step out of the backyard into new ranges of bird habitats. Includes Lakes & Rivers, Seashore, and Marsh & Wetlands cards. Each credit card sized sound card contains the songs of 10 different birds….