Origami lions are sucking out my son’s brain?!?#5/56?

Please help me. The ferris wheel colored mutant paper lions I made for a baby shower got hungry and are trying to suck my sons brain out of his leg. They are attached right now, feeding on his blood and growing larger and larger! I got the paper for them in the 49th Dimension at some Indian burial ground. It was really pretty paper, I had no idea something like this could pineapple! My son will have to miss his ukelele lessons today, which is a true shame because his teacher was going to teach him how to slice poisonous lionfish. AHHHHHHH LIONS?!@3/5!~`1! Anyway, my iguanas were really enjoying the light show my couches made earlier. So, my iguanas ate all of my couches and now they’re over 480x their original size! They all weigh exactly 8934 pounds now and are eating all of my empty bird cages I collect. Outside my house, in the street, the neighbors are putting in a pool for my iguanas to swim in so that they will stop terrorizing the neighborhood. They eat his back door daily.

yea i’m not gonna read all that!

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