What did birds poop on before cars were invented?

I hate washing my car, only to have some bird poop on it just moments later. I always keep a bottle of instant detailer and window cleaner in my trunk, along with some paper towels and cloth rags.

Unbelieveable! Nobody here has got it right yet.

The terrible truth is that before there were cars, gravity did not act upon bird poop. It just floated around in the atmosphere until it decomposed.

Once cars were invented, it changed the ecological balance of nature and gravity just naturally and sadly began to affect bird poop. Mother Nature, in retaliation, caused the bird poop to be attracted primarily to the cause of the problem, which were the cars.

It’s all so simple once you think about it.

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