What is the best use of the current Congressional health care plan documents? (Choices below)?

A. Covering the bottom of thousands of bird cages
B. Outhouse toilet paper
C. Recycling into something useful like paper towels
D. Make it into kites

All of them above– and then repeat it.

RUGGED water-launchable BOAT Bird-Kites for RIVERS, LAKES, or OCEANS

Bird Spinner, Island Parrot $40.95 Island Parrot Lawn Ornament Spinner By Premier Kites and Designs : Just relax and have a drink! Plant yours in the garden lawn or deck for some exciting three-dimensional spinning action. Unlike other ordinary spinners made with nylon or polyester, this can withstand daily UV rays, rain and snow. Your yard will be the envy of the entire neighborhood!…

Jackite Assembled Peregrine Falcon Bird Kite, Wind Sock, Pest Deterrent $39.95 Beautiful as a kite or used with a pole, line rig, and mounting for a wind sock. The wings flap in the wind, emulating a bird. Falcons are natural predators of many different birds and other pests. Useful to bee keepers, marinas, boat owners, farmers, home gardeners, orchard owners, and government agencies as a pest deterrent for unwanted birds. Jackite, designers of unique Bird Kites/Windsocks th…

Boy Craft (For Boys 10 – 16 Years Old) Containing clear Descriptions, working drawings, and plans for constructing toy ships, aeroplanes, kites, bird houses, tying knots of all kinds and many other hobbies dear to the heart of a boy.) …