öö Can you write an amusing story about a BLIND DATE that includes 6 of these titles?

Nope…Not homework….just wholesome,creative fun on YA.

(6) It was Karaoke night at the Lone Star Cabaret, a place I frequented often. I decided to meet my blind date there because if it didn’t go well, I could alway kill some time away from her by getting up on the stage.

The way my friend described his cousin, I was expecting much more than I got. (4) Humph! The looks of Jayne Mansfield and the voice of Tweety Bird indeed!!! It was more like Mike Mansfield and one of those birds from the Hitchcock movie. Not to mention the tattoos (Jesus Loves Biker Broads for one) and the purple hair. My first thought when I realized she was my date was “(2) Funny…You seemed so normal of the phone.” When the first words out of her mouth were “What the ef is this…an effing Karaoke bar?” My only thought was (8) Take me, God, Just take me. I figured it was going to be a long night.

(7) Just wait until I get a hold of my friend for setting up this debacle. That’s the last cousin of his I’ll ever date. I knew right away I would be spending a lot of time on the stage and signed up multiple times before they even started.

Sitting just to our right at the bar was what appeared to be another biker or an extra from the movie Alien. I don’t want to say he was ugly, but if he was a fisherman (5) his face could scare the bait right off the hook. Apparently God heard (1) a desperate prayer in a desperate hour because during my first song (a stirring rendition of the theme from Gunsmoke) (9) the “Kevin Costner look alike” saved the day by engaging Ms. Tattoos in conversation. By the time finished the first chorous, they were heading out the door.

As blind dates go, it didn’t turn out too well for me, but my friend told me today that his cousin is getting married on Saturday. It’s being held at the biker bar about 15 miles from town. If I can get my moped working, I may attend the festivities. After all, it could have been me exchanging dog collars with her. I think they are registered at the Harley Davidson store, so I will stop by there to pick up a gift on my way.

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