What do you think of this joke?

A woman went to a pet store and bought a parrot. The salesperson said it was extremely quiet, so she took it to church. In the middle of the priest’s sermon the parrot screeched, “IT’S DAMN COLD IN HERE!” The woman, appalled, went to the pet store the next day and complained to the salesperson, “This bird cursed in church! I’m so embarassed! is there any way to fix it?” The salesperson suggested putting twine around its beak. The woman tried it and took the bird to church again. It broke out of the twine and screamed, “IT’S DAMN COLD IN HERE!” She fumed at the salesperson, “Any other bright ideas?” “Try swinging it above your head when it curses. That’ll teach it a lesson.” So, at church the next day, when it screeched, “IT’S DAMN COLD IN HERE!”, the lady swung it over her head violently. “Damn,” said the bird. “It’s windy too.”
I got it from “Reader’s Digest”.

im not rolling over laughing but that was funny.it wasnt too lame.

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